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20th December - The Reckless Engineer, Temple Mead, Bristol
 
What an utterly marvellous way to finish 2006. This is the audience that the band caters for and as a result was forced to play no less than seven encores. They had to stop in the end as it was way past their bed time and had to be out of the car park by 12 o'clock. Oh what a rock 'n roll life they live.
 
 
17th December - The Highwayman, Kingswood, Bristol
 
There was alot of Christmas tunes being played on the Juke Box tonight but that was ok because Goldfish Don't Bounce managed to blow the dust away and put order back into the world. They also agreed to do a repeat performance of Green Days 'Good Riddance' for Chris because he was upstairs relieving himself. Apparantly.
 
 
15th December - The Brunel, Bedminster, Bristol
 
This is cracking pub recently refurbished and huge. The band were treated to a large stage area and the locals were all friendly enough. Its worth pointing out that kick off is dead on 9 and the last song finished by 11 to help keep the neighbours happy. Thanks for the beer Mick.
 
 
8th December - The Backpackers, Glastonbury, Somerset
 
Glastonbury was celebrating its Christmas Festival tonight meaning that the High Street was closed to traffic and a bit of wrong way one way driving was called for to find the venue. That aside the band were pleasantly surprised by how friendly people of the mystical town were and look forward to a return visit in the new year.
 
 
2nd December - The Farriers Arms, Fishponds, Bristol
 
Considering the amount of bands playing in the area tonight the Farriers was packed to the rafters with a rockin' crowd. The band were please as punch with their new friends, The United Bikers who have adopted the band as their own. Praise be to the Iron Horse.
 
 
25th November - The Blackhorse, Kingswood, Bristol
 
The band pulled muscles, yes he was there, got cramps and generally made some hard rockin' sounds ending with their rendition of Ace Of Spades for Marie the landlady who saw them last night. If only Lemmy was there. He would've taken notes.
 
 
19th November - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 
Second time at the Tav' this weekend for Fillet Bones who played last night with Blackfire. Not a bad turnout tonight considering that it was p**sing down. However, the bands duck fanbase stayed away. See you next time you web toed freaks..........
 
 
11th November - The Bunch Of Grapes, Central Bristol
 
Splendid evening's entertainment. Not even Big Time doing the Queen thing down the road stopped the Bunch being chock full of hard rockin' amigos. Fillet Bones sported his new camouflaged Les Paul but we could still see and hear it. Also the band was joined by a new mascot who took pride of place on top of Bass Face's amp.
 
 
2nd November - The Royal Oak, Chipping Sodbury, S. Glos
 
Completely mad. That's what the regular ladies are. We were entertained by some serious 'G' string action, which was not for the faint hearted. But of course they couldn't steal the show from Goldfish Don't Bounce who rocked in their usual tight formation much to the delight of all.
 
 
27th October - The Cat & Wheel, Cotham, Bristol
 
Does anyone remember the young lady who "managed to break their Achilles tendon (OUCH) whilst flinging themselves about" at the bike rally in July? Well, she was back out for th first time since and still on crutches but we are pleased to say left the gig in one piece this time. That said, a great night tonight with drinking, cheering, clapping, ham rolls with mustard and offers for gigs at the various bike rallies due next summer. Sweeeet!!!!!!!
 
 
22nd October - The Horseshoe, Downend, Bristol
 
It's good to see a fair few of you wearing the new T Shirts. Soon the world will be awash with blue and orange and I can see it soon becoming the new black. As usual, a storming couple of sets were served tonight heavily fuelled by an enthusiastic crowd.
 
 
19th October - Campbells Landing, Clevedon, N. Somerset
 
Always a late one at the Landing but always well worth the wait. Great crowd tonight with some of the most attractive audience we get to see.
 
 
8th October - The Highwayman, Kingswood, Bristol
 
It's good to see John (Golden Lion, Fishponds fame) back in the mix. The band will always be grateful as he gave them their first gig and still forgave them. Thankfully he's running a pub with a rocking crowd and they band played 2 encores and then a further 5 songs until they laid breathless on the floor. See you all soon.......
 
 
16th September - The Bunch Of Grapes, Central Bristol
 
This was the re-scheduled date from the doubled booked 2nd September and considering it clashed with The Hatchets 400th year celebrations the band had a huge reception with plenty of punters sharing their attention between the two pubs. So a special thanks to all of you 'cause you all rock.
 
 
15th September - The Barrs Court Inn, Longwell Green, Bristol
 
As the lights dimmed and the smoke cleared the band prepared for their performance. Luckily though someone stepped away from the light and sparked up another fag so all was as before. This venue is what seems to be a converted barn and with a big screen promising pole dancing classes and big dinners you can't go far wrong.
 
 
9th September - The Trout Tavern, Keynsham, N. Somerset
 
By now the set was well rehearsed after this afternoons bash and here the new songs were a huge hit. As usual the pub filled ready for the second set, an afternoon of football saw to that and the crowd made up for lost time. 
 
 
9th September (Lunchtime) - United Bikers Rally, The Railway Tavern, Yate, S. Glos.
 

A high octane fuelled afternoon with leather waistcoat clad bikers and their machines. This was all in the aid of charity but as that particular charity failed to turn up we won't mention who they are. The band was able to try our new songs, Iron Man, Out In The Fields and Unskinny Bop (Remember, the Poison hit) and a pleasant afternoon was had by all.

 

 
27th August - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 
Some funky bass playing going on tonight at one of Dairyleas old haunts. Lilly Fat Bass 'Tid made a new friend tonight with promises of appearing on X-Factor. It must be his boyish good looks.
 
 
26th August - The Railway Inn, Burnham-on-Sea, N. Somerset
 
Special thanks to Steve 'Dairylea' Dunk(ers) for stepping into Bass Faces shoes tonight. The band delivered two storming sets and a well received onslaught of encores. Thanks for all the compliments especially to the special ladies of the night.
 
 
19th August - The Blackhorse, Kingswood, Bristol
 
It's always a treat to play here and the band kranked it up a whole notch to please to crowd. As they like their punk tunes here a version of the Buzzcocks, Ever Fallen In Love was thrown into the pot and even Big Martin was seen dancing to Swords Of A Thousand Men, although we can't prove it as the witness has skipped the country.
 
 
13th August - The Farriers Arms, Fishponds, Bristol
 
This was originally due to be an outdoor do but as usual the sun let us down and the chaps had to set up inside. So What? This was a storming gig and not even the afternoons football stopped people coming out for some hard rockin'. Glod bless you allllllllllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
12th August - The Kings Arms, Bath
 
The only decent venue in Bath and they welcomed the band back with open arms. Even he usual curfew restrictions didn't stop the crowd shouting for more and they got it.
 

3rd August - The Royal Oak, Chipping Sodbury, S. Glos
 
The band like to see lots of dancing, but the famous ballroom show has finished on TV so they decided to play a gig here instead. Thanks to all that turned up, got into the show, jumped around and bought T Shirts. They're saving up for a speedboat and now have enough for the brochure.
 
 
21st July - The Reckless Engineer, Bristol
 
People jumping around, buying T shirts, and cd's. Taking home freeby cd's wearing T shirts, jumping around. Drinking beer, wearing cd's, taking home each other. Wearing beer, jumping on cd's, drinking T shirts. Yes it all happened tonight. Rocking gig as usual helped by a venue with air conditioning, not hair conditioning. It's completely different.
 
 
14th July -  Minehead Bike Rally
 

This gig was for the first night at “The Harley-Davidson Club Somerset” held in Minehead. With plenty of V Twin throbbing as owners arrived to pitch their tents the band kicked off with a powerful first set. Once the sun dropped out of sight the place was full of rock hungry animals ready for the second set and they didn’t disappoint. One animated member of the audience managed to break their Achilles tendon (OUCH) whilst flinging themselves about and we understand that they’re now recovering with their feet up. Special thanks to Paul Dickinson for booking the band and with a promise of a re-booking next year they hope to become a regular slot.

 

 
9th July - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 
Typical. The Italy v France World Cup Final went into extra time and ended with Italy winning on penalties. That meant the guys didn't kick until 9:45 but they made up for it with a tight and furious set leaving past football disappointments a distant memory, memory, memory.............
 
 
8th July - Scallys Bar, Weston-super-Mare
 
One of the bands favourite venues here. The crowd are seriously into their hard rockin' and appreciated all that they received. Fillet Bones had to contend with a Quad Bike injury to his fretting arm (very rock an' roll) with the facial contortions being in pain rather that the emotion of it all. Plenty of Ozzy numbers were played in sympathy.
 
 
2nd July - The Horseshoe, Downend, Bristol
 

Superb sound tonight courtesy of Panik Pa. It was certainly a hot evening with a lot of people content to stay outside and listen to the music. Who can blame them? Bring back the winter with its ability to force people to stay inside. That’s what I say..........

 

 
30th June - The Cat & Wheel, Cotham, Bristol
 
The heat was on tonight due to some unusually freakish English weather thing. I don't understand. Sun makes it hot. That aside. The crowd were a treat tonight with a superb reaction to new covers Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC and In The Shadows by The Rasmus. Not evens Italy's kick about with Ukraine could tear them away. Later dudes.
 
 
17th June - The Farriers Arms, Fishponds, Bristol
 

Top rockin set and crowd tonight. A slow start due to a local wedding but once the sounds where heard, punters from afar felt the need to leave their local and cram into the Farriers. If anyone was wondering why the drum kit was covered in string it was due to Leakys new blower fan created such a storm it had to lashed to the stage with rope to stop it blowing away. Rocktastic!

 
 
15th June - Campbell's Landing, Clevedon, N. Somerset
 
It's good to see a crowd warmed up before the band kick off and Englands win against Trinidad & Tobago did just the job. Alot of red and white shirts being worn and they were jumping about, dancing and rucking. A fantastic sight to behold. The debut of the new Goldfish Don't Bounce opening theme tune was a complete success and well worth a trip out for.
 
 
8th June - The Railway Inn, Burnham-on-Sea, N. Somerset
 
Special thanks to Linda for booking the band tonight. This is a great venue. Good stage, excellent crowd of rockers and they are soon to have a house PA and lighting. Two more gigs already booked for later this year and it's by the seaside. No mortal can ask for more.
 
 
1st June - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 

A last minute booking to help out a good cause led to some impressive head banging by one member of the audience and Bass Face eating a bag of Pork Scratchings rather than his regular Salt and Vinegar crisps.

 

 
13th May - The Black Horse, Kingswood, Bristol
 

Once everybody had recovered from the FA Cup final they turned up tonight to see what all the fuss is about. They travelled far and wide, nearly as far as the other end of Kingswood High Street, pilgrims indeed. As usual the set lent a bit more towards the punk side although the hard rockin’ tunes received just as big of a reception. Three encores were forced from the band and the locals could be heard sing them all the way home.

 
 
4th May - The Royal Oak, Chipping Sodbury, S. Glos.
 

After an unusually day of blue skies and a strange glowing disc plain to see brought people out ready to rock and that's just what they did. Some impressive head banging from one group of lads, who I'm sure will go far, probably all the way to the chiropractors, but good for them.

 
 
29th April - The Bunch Of Grapes, Bristol
 
Lilly Fat Bass 'Tid has fully recovered and let rip in fine form. Drum sticks flying everywhere and some curious dancing during Monkey Wrench. What more could anyone ask for? Well, a sunny afternoon, a walk in the park and a saucy puppet show for two should get the ball rolling.
 
 
21st April - The Red Lion, Magotsfield, Bristol
 
A change of management tonight and despite Lilly Fat Bass 'Tid suffering from tonsil, tunsuli, tougnsa???? a sore throat a good night was had by all.
 
 
15th April - The Trout Tavern, Keynsham, Bristol
 
Good times had by all. Jackie, Big Rod and the lady in red saw that a monster bank holiday rockadilliddytastic night was had by all. Another booking taken for September. Where do they find the time?
 
 
9th April - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 
Splendid crowd at the Old Tav' tonight. The word is getting around. And that word is.................
Answers on a postcard please.
 
 
7th April - The Kings Arms, Bath
 

This is first time in Bath for the quartet and the test is to stand in the gent’s cubicle and wait for punters to come in and say things.

 

"That’s magnificent" said a man.

"Why thank you" said a different man.

"By the way. What’s the band like" said the first man followed by a long zipping sound.

After a lot of scratching and swearing, followed by a thud the different man said "They're excellent. They've played a lot of songs that I haven't heard for years, which makes a pleasant change"

"That's good then" said the first man.

 

True story. You can't make stuff like this up. Apparently.

 

 
2nd April - The Horseshoe, Downend, Bristol
 

Tonight people travelled far and wide to see the band. Some as far as Yate. For their troubles they got to witness the extravaganza that can now be expected from these lads and with the need for high octane rock sets the pace for this leg of their tour.

 

 
25th March - Private Party
 
Private party played out in Banwell, Somerset. Happy birthday Stubb.
 
 
3rd March - The Cat & Wheel, Cotham, Bristol
 

A superb night at the Cat. The crowd had the band hoiking out 5 encores and even then had to be beaten back with thorny twigs to allow everyone to go home. The pub is has gained fame for it’s quality live music but more importantly for it’s Black Rat cider, which takes away all co-ordination from the legs making the drinkers formidable dancers. Fred Astair eat your heart out…………..

 
 
25th February - The Black Horse, Kingswood, Bristol
 

Great night at The Black Horse tonight and knowing their crowd the lads up’d the Punk balance of the set to bring satisfaction to all.  Dancing, jumping around, wearing kilts. Apparently Scotland won something earlier? There were plenty of well wishers at the end especially the lady who thoroughly enjoyed the show, but thought the Time Warp was a bit gay for the band. Well madam, nothing is “too gay” for this lot.

 
 
18th February - The Farriers Arms, Fishponds, Bristol
 

The calls for more were endless tonight, although the band had only played half of Jailbreak for their sound check the calls for more were endless, endless I say. A circle is endless but unlike and Cumberland Ring Sausage does not contain any special herbs. It had to be said……..

 
 
16th February - Campbell's Landing, Clevedon, N. Somerset
 

Well worth starting later at this venue. After about 10 o’clock it’s packed and raring to go. The band kicked of hard and played flawlessly, which I'm told surprised them so much that one nearly had the vapours. Whatever they are.

 
 
10th February - Scallys Bar, Weston Super Mare
 

They like their hard rockin’ here. This is defiantly the place to plunder the classic rock / metal back catalogue and the reception means a guaranteed second appearance later this year. Yet again Leaky was besieged by adoring fans. It must be his musty odour……….

 
 
2nd February - The Royal Oak, Chipping Sodbury, S. Glos.
 

A lady showed Leaky her bosoms. Will he ever be the same?

 
 
28th January - The Bunch Of Grapes, Bristol
 
Good time had by all tonight. The band showed off their energy and hunger for new material with the addition of Back In Black, Welcome To The Jungle and Come As You Are receiving the GDB treatment. A couple of the ladies tonight split their time between sleeping and rocking out. Oh the perils and benefits of the sauce.
 
 
8th January - The Old Tavern, Stapleton, Bristol
 
First gig of the year and a few technical difficulties consisting of a broken string during the second song in and a dodgy snare was quickly sorted. Christmas and new years cobwebs blown away left nothing else but a storming performance and a second set that only dreams are made of............